Is there a discreet way for a lady to retrieve a pea from her cleavage at a dinner party? As a lady of buxom proportions I have on occasions dropped titbits down my ample cleavage. How might I retrieve such items without delving into it in an unladylike manner? |
Very simple, Pet!
One should suddenly go into a fit of palsy or an epileptic seizure and simply shake it out. Or..... you could suddenly have an unquenchable desire to get up and dance! Shimmy like your bloomers are afire and let the pea drop on through unnoticed.
Now....if this should happen in church or among a more self-righteous group you could always fake a "holy ghost fit" by shaking and writhing about on the floor while speaking (or yelling) in tongues. While others are distracted and feeling incredibly jealous of your spiritual fervor, you could slyly remove the pea without being noticed. This not only solves the pea problem, it also shows you to be MUCH more spiritually mature than the rest of the group and shows off that pendulous ample bosom to the less spiritually gifted gentlemen among you.
It's a real win-win situation! |
Buxom and Bouncy Bosoms! Will spraying my cleavage with glitter attract more ... ? attention from my male counterparts ...?
What are some other ways I can 'make a good impression' ... ?? |
| More attention? If I see glittery t*tties, I can't even think. You could ask me to give you my wallet, I'd be like, "Ok, which way did they go, George? Which way did they go?" |
Need a bra for tons of cleavage and lift while keeping a natural look? I got an air pushup at aerie and it looked like I had bad implants. I'm a 32D and for my friend's wedding the bridesmaids have these dresses that are strapless and wrapped. I'm the maid of honour so the bride chose a different dress for me to wear. Everyone has a really buxom look and this dress requires it so I need a bra that pushes the girls way up but still looks classy and natural.
I also need a bra like that for the bachelorette party. |
| I love the Incredible push-up bra from Victoria's Secret and you should definitely buy it. It gives great support and makes my B cups look a lot bigger. |
Is intense fascination for cleavages abnormal for a mid 30s man? I am a mid-30s good-looking successful married man, and boy I have a problem. I cannot take my eyes off deep cleavages. The other day, I was in a bar having a few drinks with co-workers. This gorgeous buxom blonde in the bar, flaunting her deep cleavage, got my mind wandering. I love my wife deeply, but if me and this blonde had struck out a conversation, I dont know if I would have asked her number.
I have never cheated on my wife and never will. But sometimes its just too difficult to control the hormones. And the only thing that gets me wandering is a sight of a deep cleavage on a gorgeous body. It used to be like that when I was 10, ir 15 or 25. But even now? |
| Its not abnormal, like many men, you have an appreciation for the opposite sex. |
Which breast measurement seems to draw more men? I think its DD. and sometimes a bit larger. A, B and C cups are okay D is when it becomes Buxom or Voluptuous, and D cups and up are where Great Cleavage is present. A, B and C cups sometimes are too far apart to have real cleavage present. Most of the women I know are from DD up to G, I never met a D cup or below because its DD and up that get my total undivided attention. |
| Wow, you're really over analyzing aren't you? It's not just the size of breast that are attractive. Shape is also a factor. Depends on the females, shape and size too. |
In the TV Series "Brainiac:Science Abuse", why they show girls with extraordinary looks ? I read it in wikipedia that the series was specially made for men but it seems a bit odd. It's a good show but in some of their segments they really show too much. For example:
In their segment "Things Jon Tickle body can do or can't do", a guy named Jon Tickle goes to a nurse to ask what his body can or cannot do but ....... the nurse is usually a buxom lady ( I mean with big boobs ).
They compare men with women in a segment called "Lad vs Lass"...... again a girl with big boobs and a nice cleavage is shown......... Do they hire pornstars or adult models for this purpose ??????? Only those people should who have watched this show.
Here is a photo of brainiac girls on this website :
www.testblog.net |
| It's an attempt to keep the horny young male audience tuned in. |
True or false? Buxom, matronly Paris Hilton has a kind of Uri Geller-style skill. If she rubs her breasts together, a ghost appears from her cleavage and does the dance of the seven onions on a tea towel before popping a sixpence in her hat. |
False.......
If Paris were to have cleavage I'm sure that someone from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" would appear and haunt her puppy purse before dancing the macarena on a Fred Flinstone placemat before dropping a drachma in her thong. |
Lost weight- boobs got smaller too! Help!? Since last September I've lost around 50 pounds. I feel a lot better, aside from the fact that my boobs got a lot smaller and I'm kinda depressed about it. I'm still very curvy, I have a very defined hourglass figure, but I feel like I've lost a bit of my femininity or something. I used to be a 36 D at 5'9 and 220 pounds, now I'm about 168 lbs and I haven't bought any new bras but my boobs are definitely smaller. I was always known as the buxom blonde with long flowing hair and a curvaceous, womanly body, and I want my boobs back! Any way to make them appear bigger or enhance cleavage? Plz don't tell me Victoria's Secret! |
Breasts are made up of glands intertwined with connective supportive tissue, and padded by fat. When you lose weight, the body gets rid of some of its reserves, but always starts by offering fat as sacrifice - it is the tissue you're most likely to regain quite easily in another occasion, and the tissue you need the least, when it comes to key functions.
Ways to get them back:
-gain weight
-get pregnant
-exercise the front (pectoralis) muscles
-get a plastic construction done |
Is intense fascination for cleavages abnormal for a mid 30s man? I am a mid-30s good-looking successful married man, and boy I have a problem. I cannot take my eyes off deep cleavages. The other day, I was in a bar having a few drinks with co-workers. This gorgeous buxom blonde in the bar, flaunting her deep cleavage, got my mind wandering. I love my wife deeply, but if me and this blonde had struck out a conversation, I dont know if I would have asked her number.
I have never cheated on my wife and never will. But sometimes its just too difficult to control the hormones. And the only thing that gets me wandering is a sight of a deep cleavage on a gorgeous body. It used to be like that when I was 10, ir 15 or 25. But even now? |
Abnormal? Hardly! Why do you think the restaurant HOOTERS is so popular with men of all ages?
Like they say: Look, don't touch. You can look at the menu, but you just can't eat... |
True or false? Buxom, matronly Paris Hilton has a kind of Uri Geller-style skill. If she rubs her breasts together, a ghost appears from her cleavage and does the dance of the seven onions on a tea towel before popping a sixpence in her hat. |
| False...1 her boobs arent big enough to rub together and 2...its not a ghost...its Michael Jackson! |