List of house hold item i would be able to **** in the *** please tell me hint tips and tricks plz? i need help plz help me i want to do it so bad i just dont have a dildo i wish |
You know, your hand works fairly well. Or you could go buy a dildo.
In a pinch, maybe a cucumber or zucchini. Make sure they aren't soft, though. No one wants a pickled ***.
It's not hard to find phallic looking objects around the house.
Just please don't use glass or sharp things or anything small enough to get lost in there. Make sure you have a good grip on the end that you're holding too. |
Do men like being dominated by women? Lately I have been having sexual thoughts about being dominated by a beautiful woman. Like being told how to go down on her, being tied up, slapped and spanked and even letting her put on a strap-on dildo and **** me in the ***. All of that turns me on to the point where I have orgasms. Am I the only man who would like that and are there women who would do a thing like this? |
dont pay attention 2 that other person!! i have a website that sells sex toys, and i can tell you that ANYTHiNG is normal!! and especially guys being dominated by women.. i mean wtf is that person thinking not men??!! if u go look at my site under bondage, fetish, and kink you will see all kinds of things!! i never knew about electro sex for example, and sure enough i sell electric dildos!! there are all kinds of women who like to dominate men!! i suggest you get a beginner bondage set that will have handcuffs, a whip or paddle, and stuff like that to start off. if u are going to get into that, please remember my wbsite in the future because a fetish like that is not likely to go away, so just embrase it! i have discreet shipping and billing also! and as far as her doing u in the booty, if you want a female 2 do it it doesnt make u gay!! men like their butts licked and stuff. i've never licked one though lol. oh, and i have anal training kits and butt numbing spray too thats great if ur a butt virgin :)
www.thekinkyboutique.com |
New Foreplay To Try On Bf Question? Hey There
I am 19 yrs old and my bf is 21 yrs old.
I find that its hard to try to turn on my boyfriend with different foreplay techniques. I've tried sucking him on his adams apple, bitting his cheek, teasing him with light strokes on his stomah, i've tried being nude playing with myself in front of him, flashing my *** with a thong and it didn't seem to turn him to a point of getting a BIG HARDON for me. These are some things that already turn him on good; blowing hot air into/ nibbing on his ear, french kissing him, kissing him down his chest and belly, teasing him by not touching his penis when when my hand is down his pants, rubbing my chest, body against him, sucking on his neck, letting him **** in the *** with a Dildo. I wanna find some new things to do besides doing this stuff to him lots. I wanna spice things up before going straight to the sex. I want him really horny for me Any suggestions? |
| you want him to really want you? you already gave him all of this, now stop doing it. just makeout with him. don't let it get past that. trust me i did the same thing to my bf, we've yet to have sex, but now he gets a hard on even when i just give him a kiss on the cheek. i took it all away from him, and now he wants me more than ever. |
An odd request? pls help!? my girl and i are pretty freaky. just about anything is legal in the bedroom.. the other night we were discussing what was next. and she said she wanted to reverse the roles and **** me in the *** with a dildo.. i dont think this is normal? do girls really think about this.. and has any guys done this before? im afraid if i tell her no that she will stop letting me do that to her... pls help |
Well, I like it. I had to wait for my gf to suggest it as I could not ask (she gets so menopausal if I ask for stuff like that).
But once we tried that I really enjoyed it. I think you should at least have a go. What can be so bad? be gentle and use lubrication and hey, maybe you will like it too.
yes Im a guy, just this profile isnt.... |
Has anyone been caught naked? I was home alone and fell asleep on the couch naked and my sister and her friends saw me nake and took pics wen I was asleep. They woke me up and were laughing and told me that they will not show my parents or post them online If I do wat they want. so they made me **** them all up the *** and in the pussy and lick there pussy. They also had a strap on dildo and stuck itup my ***. |
| Don't believe ya-level 1 Y!...grow up and try again |
Should I make a move on her *** or let her? this girl know I am lesbian
-texts me non-stop all day and initiates texting
-has a boyfriend but is always complaining about him, he is suss about me
- told me she wanted to get a hotel room and get drunk
- when she had a few drinks she told me she had gotten with each and every one of her friends
-asked me what girls use on each other eg about dildos etc and said she looks more at girls and was wondering if she should be with a girl and whats the difference about being with a guy n girl
- her man told her before she left to go to meet me that its cheating if he isnt there and that she said females dont count.
-when i told her i might be leaving the state she said dont bother even thinking about it bc you know u cant go anywhere n told me that I would miss her too much and that I am her new best friend
-when i told her about a new **** buddy she said 'i didnt think you were like that' and wanted to know who the girl was n all about her |
| Go and live your life. don't put it on hold for her. You may miss out on miss right.she had a room full people and she is condemning you for having a F*** buddy. On rule for her and one rule for you. The guy must be insecure calling it cheating when you are talking to some one. |
Is it dangerous for a male to........? stick items up there ***. i have seen videos online where a girl will **** a guy with a dildo.....is this dangerous or harmful to the guy. |
| it is no different to girls doing it |
Can a mom get in trouble for this? so this mom i know does daycare.........
and she's constantly yelling and screaming at her own guys..... calling them dildo's and telling them to **** off......
she also does daycare and she screams really loud at them and then throws them on the couch when they wont listen.....
she will threaten her own guys saying if you dont pick up that room i will beat your ******* ***......
can she get in trouble for this? she is definatley not suitable to be a daycare provider and she's not a good mom.......
can she get in trouble for what she does to her own guys?? a mom shouldn't put there guys down like that....
here's a conversation i heard
her son - "mom the lightswitch does work i already tried it"
her - "i dont give a **** if the lightswitch works or not you touch it again and i will beat your ***" |
| i would think so, yes :) |
Songs like Christmas in Hollywood by Hollywood Undead? So the song Christmas in Hollywood by Hollywood Undead is EPIC!!!!! I want more Christmas songs like this one... Christmas music I'll actually like and want to listen to. Anyone know of any good ones like that? here is the lyrics to give ya idea on the type of Christmas music I mean in case you don't know.
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad guys who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave some lovin'
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin'
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad guys who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I ****** him in the ***
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like, oh, my God, is that Saint Nick?
Kids give me your list like it's the 25th
Been accused of being a bad guy
But I get presents as is
Mrs. Clause just Myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve
So I don't give a **** if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an undead new year
**** you
Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
I'm 'bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls
Good guys, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
[ From: www.elyrics.net/read/h/hollywood-undead-lyrics/christmas-in-hollywood-lyrics.html ]
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly *** needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you **** my wife
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than **** you can ask Chris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road ahead and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a ******* imposter
When we found out he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I ****** his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch
So if you don't like Christmas, **** you, *****
You guys are in big trouble, oh, boy, ho, ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
Let's get drunk, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's ****
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood
The dradles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk |
| Tupac Shakur, Killuminati 4 life |
IIGHT who here knows why this happens? IIGHT SO like I was in the damn bafroom and this damn banaynay peel was on the flow and like I slipped amd my head flew into the drain so now i is stuck.. like i got magical powerrrss so i be using the laptop hahahaha but like tell me why they is a bunch of nappeh *** hurrs and i got a piece of macaroni stuck in hurr all dis damn time this shiiiiit was messin with mah clogged toilet. all i gotta say is i cant beliede dis! then a dildo was stickin out mah throat! Tell me what the **** happened! PS: I got a cig in mah booteh hole~ |
| gurl dis sounds like rihaynay's spIrit be castin a spell on yo asss. wat u need to do is get a mexican gardener to suck all that blessed asss corn bread juice out of yo booty hole. den u shuld eat it and u will be healed. have a blessed asss day honey |